The other day, my father's cell phone got run over by his car (I still don't really know how). Thankfully, the only problem seems to be a broken antenna. Taking the phone apart, I noticed that it should be a simple matter of super-gluing the antenna back on to the outer housing. When I reached for my handy bottle of super glue, I noticed that it said it was skin safe and it would not bond skin instantly. This wasn't particularly interesting until I looked at the little bottle while I was waiting for the glue to dry. What caught my attention was this warning: "WARNING: Bonds Skin Instantly!"

WTF?